- Produced in 1989 at Le Confort Modern, Poitiers, for Fazette Bordage; edited at Radio France.
- Text, music, MIDI programming, by Jon Rose.
- Shelley Hirsch - voice, Peter Hollinger - drums.
- Local cast of footballers and choirboys
- Later exposed by Kaye Mortley at Radio France (where it had been gathering dust)
A tale of two heroines, both with the same name, both play the violin, both sing, both engaged in battle with the English; one is a Joan of Arc figure from the 14th century and the other is a new wave rock star from the 1980's. The earlier one is probably the most significant, as she references a football match played in 1381... "only used to playing with one ball, the invaders became disorientated when the French started kicking 100s of balls at them, believing the French army to be 22 times as big as it actually was". She seems to have been responsible also for the phrase "The English are coming", used by French women to this day to describe their monthly cycles.